(116) The Contractors Christmas Special!

EXT. DOCKS. DAY.

JIM and JOHN, our favorite useless CONtractors have landed an important recovery job...

...because, Obviously, their quote was by far the lowest...

Contractor#1

Come on Jim, easy does it

Contractor#2

It's OK John, I've got it...




Contractor#1

Easy, easy Jim, you sure you've done this before..?

Contractor#2

Sure. Well, with a rod. And a fish...
Don't worry John. What could possibly go wrong...






MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY, PEACEFUL NEW YEAR FROM THE CONTRACTORS TO ALL OUR FANS

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(115) The Contractors Christmas special

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Scribosphere, for your delectation, coming this Friday, for one day only...

Jim & John, contractor~1 and #2 return, by popular demand for a one off Christmas special...

(48) HOORAY! IT'S FRIDAY!

INT - Pub - Late Friday afternoon

Contractor#1: Have a beer Jim, it's been a hard week...

Contractor#2: Cheers mate!

Contractor#1: No bollards, ladders, or road signs this week

Contractor#2: Nah, no worries this week, everythings fine



Contractor#1: I dunno, Jim, I got this funny feeling...maybe the tarmac hasn't set

Contractor#2: Ok, then, let's go check, then come back for another beer...



Contractor#1: Yeah, better safe than sorry, Jim, then straight back for that next beer...







Contractor#1 and #2 (together) Bollards!

(23) HOORAY! IT'S FRIDAY!

Ext. - Late Friday Afternoon

Contractor#1
Bollards Jim! We've done it again!

Contractor#2
Sh...

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Have a great weekend!

(21) HOORAY! IT'S FRIDAY!

Ext. - Afternoon - Busy Friday High Street

Contractor#1

Come on Jim, crack on with the tiding up an' I'll buy yer a pint on the way back to the depot

Contractor#2

(Looks back) Bollards!

Contractor#1

Nah, honest I'll buy yer one...