I had to deliver a parcel today, so I rang the recipient to secure a mutually convenient time.
"Any time is fine." the lady says. "I'm in all day as I work from home."
Ever ready to network, er, I mean befriend a fellow scribe, I jump straight in with the question: "Are you a writer?"
"Good lord, no!" she says.
"Oh dear, is she that I upset that I might suspect she's a keyboard basher?" thinks I.
"Nothing as exciting or glamorous as that!" she adds...