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Friday, 19 December 2008

(116) The Contractors Christmas Special!

EXT. DOCKS. DAY.

JIM and JOHN, our favorite useless CONtractors have landed an important recovery job...

...because, Obviously, their quote was by far the lowest...

Contractor#1

Come on Jim, easy does it

Contractor#2

It's OK John, I've got it...




Contractor#1

Easy, easy Jim, you sure you've done this before..?

Contractor#2

Sure. Well, with a rod. And a fish...
Don't worry John. What could possibly go wrong...






MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY, PEACEFUL NEW YEAR FROM THE CONTRACTORS TO ALL OUR FANS

P.S. Anything need doing? Cheap quotes. No job too small or too big. Reliable service...

The Contractors Greatest hits on the blog here:- http://www.myspace.com/sheikspear

2 comments:

Rach said...

Glad to see a Yuletime return of our favourite workmen. Happy New Year too.

SHEIKSPEAR said...

And the best of wishes to you too, fine lady.

Glad you loved their comeback.

Click on the link in the 2008 thing blog to go to their greatest hits montage...