Still wanna see the wing walking,trampolining, step ladder carrying, acrobatic giraffe in shades and trenchcoat, lugging violin cases whislt on a pryamid chasing a alcoholic ram stroking a hamster, movie though.
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That giraffe's cheating. She's clearly on a step-ladder.
Or she's an acrobatic giraffe at the top of a pretty perilous pyramid.
Giraffes on stepladders?
Acrobatic Giraffes on pyramids?
Sounds like a pitch for a pretty crazy movie...
OK so they are in shades and trenchcoat, lugging violin cases. All orchestrated by an alcoholic ram stroking a hamster. Mwaaa haa haa.
Tried to think of a good pun title but there's a gerbil cage to scour. Over to you.
It’s the little known giraffe headed eagle,
Or,
A wing walking giraffe,
Or,
A giraffe on a very strong trampoline,
Or,
The plane is perched atop a very high mountain.
High!
Necks window, please
High planes drifter
High how's zoo doing?
You're tall and handsome, I'm plane
Like your shirt-did you get it at necks?
Giraffe's eye view of the metal birdie
Smile - you're on Zoo tube
What are you doing in this neck of the desert?
Necks please!
Pun-tastic.
O.K. one more joke...
"Y'know I'm sure the blueprints said we should put a wing there."
oh come on, lets have some more, we're on a roll...
How about...
"When they said window seat, I thought..."
"Are you cold? there's a bit of a giraffe here..."
"Psst! Want some cheap safari tickets?"
"Hey baby! Can I sit necks to you?"
"30,000 feet? You're having a giraffe!"
"I spy with my little eye, something begining with G..."
"I thought when thish pished, you saw pink ELEPHANTS..."
Still wanna see the wing walking,trampolining, step ladder carrying, acrobatic giraffe in shades and trenchcoat, lugging violin cases whislt on a pryamid chasing a alcoholic ram stroking a hamster, movie though.
How IS that script coming?
That'd win the necks Red Planet comp
Girrafe to go to school to learn pun-manship like that?
That would have worked a little better had I spelt giraffe correctly. I think my fingers have dyslexia.
Giraffe to keep on?
Ewe are awful.
I can't take any moray this.
I'm lion down for a while.
And it's too high budget. Red Planet will find the giraffe's hourly rater is to high and the hamster won't work for peanuts.
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